I just brought out my soft pastels to work with tonight, just for fun. Jesus, I forgot how difficult they were to work with. Plus they make such a mess! My room looks like a fucking cloud of rainbow dust.
Two words, Lindsay Lohan. A problem to the classic Hollywood community.
Submitted by: Anonymous
Several years ago Carrie Fisher spotted Lindsay passed out in a bar and informed her that she was her half sister and welcomed her to the family with a bump of cocaine. It was the only time they bonded because Lindsay was too erratic even for Carrie. Lindsay has finally accepted the identity of…
The Golden Girls, Blanche Devereaux
The others wanted your whole heart,
But I just want your sleeve,
And the shirt that goes with it cuz it smells like you,
And you know I’d like to sleep in that,
And a vacation house at the beach,
And a really small wedding,
Only about 300 people,
Did I tell you I have kids?
You’re gonna love ‘em,
They’re gonna need to go to college,
Do you like reggae?
I love reggae,
On Tuesday nights I like to go to tribune,
So that’s your night to go out with the boys and then you could…
Is this thing on?
I just spend about ten minutes laughing so hard at this part!